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askmeifimadalek:

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

thedoctorstardisisnotonfire:

philipllester:

incredible

This is the only Justin’s prostitute edit I will reblog because it is fucking gold

I AM LAIGJING SO HARD

reblogging to make dan find this

askmeifimadalek:

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

thedoctorstardisisnotonfire:

philipllester:

incredible

This is the only Justin’s prostitute edit I will reblog because it is fucking gold

I AM LAIGJING SO HARD

reblogging to make dan find this

(via avening)

"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."

- unknown (via imperfezione-follia)

(via avening)

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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(via pizza)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via hi)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via pizza)

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(via ohyaharry)

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(via ohyaharry)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via ohyaharry)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(via ohyaharry)

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(via ohyaharry)

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(via pizza)

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(via pizza)