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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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17yr:

*drops hint* *crush trips over it*

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

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illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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