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hannahlittle16:

"Urethra Franklin"

The band has had a few different names over the years.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via avening)

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

(via hotboyproblems)

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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(via fake-mermaid)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

(via joshpeck)

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

(via joshpeck)

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

(via forever21jumpstreet)

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via fake-mermaid)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(via fake-mermaid)

nevvzealand:

the girl who cried “i cnat bReathe”

(via wilwhatislife)